Top 10 Reasons to Date a Speech Language Pathologist

Aside from the obvious- we are smart, patient, caring, and make decent money- here is a funny list of reason's to date an SLP. If only I could walk around the bar with this taped to my back.   :-)

10. We’ll prove that doing it slow makes it smoother

9. We can make you scream in all the right ways

8. One hour sessions are our specialty  (half-hours for me  :-\  )

7. We’ll teach you how to make the “OH” face

6. We know how to get your strongest muscle up

5. We know the value of frequency

4. We love intensity

3. We know how to swallow (we are also knowledgeable in a variety of swallowing techniques)

2. It’s all about tongue placement

1. We do it orally!